Linvabyog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, loving jackal.

Linvabyog created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Linvabyog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Linvabyog, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Linvabyog's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Linvabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Linvabyog.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.