Vagtunwod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, generous rat.

Vagtunwod created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Vagtunwod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vagtunwod, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vagtunwod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vagtunwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.