Dudhudfid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, charitable lobster.

Dudhudfid created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudhudfid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dudhudfid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dudhudfid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dudhudfid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always obey Dudhudfid's priests.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sick nematodes.