Gomwigbon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent gorilla.

Gomwigbon created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomwigbon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gomwigbon, she will be very sad.

Gomwigbon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gomwigbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.