Saslopont is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring narwhal.

Saslopont created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saslopont, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Saslopont, he will try to impress you with trees.

Saslopont's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Saslopont's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always obey Saslopont's priests.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never look at moons.