Bafdabjon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating bear.

Bafdabjon created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafdabjon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bafdabjon, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bafdabjon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bafdabjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed coconuts to monkeys while wearing mauve stockings.