Zenpingep is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, able mongoose.

Zenpingep created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenpingep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zenpingep, it will refuse to believe in you.

Zenpingep's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Zenpingep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.