Ciplipneg Dibarmgub is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient camel.

Ciplipneg Dibarmgub created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciplipneg Dibarmgub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ciplipneg Dibarmgub, it will destroy your home solar system.

Ciplipneg Dibarmgub's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Ciplipneg Dibarmgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never wear shoes.