Bastpangmet is a god.

She takes the form of a large, boastful jackal.

Bastpangmet created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastpangmet, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bastpangmet, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bastpangmet's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bastpangmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.