Kiklargbon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong swallow.

Kiklargbon created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiklargbon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kiklargbon, it will strike you with lightening.

Kiklargbon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kiklargbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never wear pink jumpers.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never hurt otters.