Vogdumfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, calm troll.

Vogdumfeb created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vogdumfeb, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vogdumfeb, he will come to you in dreams.

Vogdumfeb's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Vogdumfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vogdumfeb.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.