Tadtafquart is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful snake.

Tadtafquart created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadtafquart, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tadtafquart, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tadtafquart's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tadtafquart's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tadtafquart.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not take Tadtafquart's name in vain.

5. Do not hurt moths.