Yatbadcenmatloop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain swallow.

Yatbadcenmatloop created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatbadcenmatloop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yatbadcenmatloop, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yatbadcenmatloop's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yatbadcenmatloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yatbadcenmatloop on top of all buildings.

3. Retreat if five seals approach from the east.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.
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