Bopbetdod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet cobra.

Bopbetdod created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bopbetdod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bopbetdod, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bopbetdod's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bopbetdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bopbetdod's name in vain.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always stare at clouds.