Butbempit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, grumpy rat.

Butbempit created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Butbempit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Butbempit, she will remove you from existence.

Butbempit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Butbempit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Butbempit on top of important buildings.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.