Gonmisgid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring deer.

Gonmisgid created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonmisgid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gonmisgid, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gonmisgid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gonmisgid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the east.