Liggedriljam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable seal.

Liggedriljam created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Liggedriljam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Liggedriljam, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Liggedriljam's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Liggedriljam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange scarves.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Liggedriljam.