Cemfotged is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage faun.

Cemfotged created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemfotged, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cemfotged, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cemfotged's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cemfotged's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the west.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never bounce near tapirs.