Bimhondon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent octopus.

Bimhondon created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimhondon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bimhondon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bimhondon's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bimhondon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect three titanium sculptures of Bimhondon on top of important buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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