Libxuckvabbimhit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced tortoise.

Libxuckvabbimhit created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Libxuckvabbimhit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Libxuckvabbimhit, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Libxuckvabbimhit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Libxuckvabbimhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Run away if seven moths approach from the south.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always take life seriously.