Kommutgomjap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome dragon.

Kommutgomjap created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kommutgomjap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kommutgomjap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kommutgomjap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Kommutgomjap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kommutgomjap on top of all buildings.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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