Nuttifcet is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome guinea pig.

Nuttifcet created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Nuttifcet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nuttifcet, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nuttifcet's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nuttifcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Worship no other gods but Nuttifcet.