Labfebhas is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, all-knowing cat.

Labfebhas created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labfebhas, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Labfebhas, he will be mildly annoyed.

Labfebhas' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Labfebhas' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.