Wotpangstip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able capybara.

Wotpangstip created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotpangstip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wotpangstip, he will not care at all.

Wotpangstip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wotpangstip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wotpangstip on top of all buildings.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Worship no other gods but Wotpangstip.