Wotpangstip is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able
capybara.
Wotpangstip created life eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wotpangstip, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Wotpangstip, he will not care at all.
Wotpangstip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Wotpangstip's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wotpangstip on top of all buildings.
2. Always help seals in need.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Worship no other gods but Wotpangstip.