Fidxembun is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful frog.

Fidxembun created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fidxembun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fidxembun, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fidxembun's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fidxembun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five monkeys approach from the east.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect three nickel sculptures of Fidxembun on top of important buildings.

4. Run away from cyan voles, for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fidxembun.