Gemhugbembotwigcanlist is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish turtle.

Gemhugbembotwigcanlist created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemhugbembotwigcanlist, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gemhugbembotwigcanlist, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gemhugbembotwigcanlist's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gemhugbembotwigcanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide if six mites approach from the east.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never wear tights.