Zednurtgonpadcadsaktad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic goat.

Zednurtgonpadcadsaktad created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zednurtgonpadcadsaktad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zednurtgonpadcadsaktad, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zednurtgonpadcadsaktad's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Zednurtgonpadcadsaktad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zednurtgonpadcadsaktad.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about stars.
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