Dodmanfar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous chicken.

Dodmanfar created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Dodmanfar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dodmanfar, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dodmanfar's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dodmanfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Retreat if five frogs approach from the east.

5. Do not listen to music.
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