Bopnat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, confident lion.

Bopnat created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopnat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bopnat, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bopnat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bopnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help mites.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.