Jamkapnel is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, weak lizard.

Jamkapnel created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamkapnel, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jamkapnel, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Jamkapnel's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jamkapnel's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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