Flabcadlib is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking centipede.

Flabcadlib created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabcadlib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flabcadlib, he will turn you into a worm.

Flabcadlib's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Flabcadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the south.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.