Gepdoblab Pasgodgat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless wyvern.

Gepdoblab Pasgodgat created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdoblab Pasgodgat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepdoblab Pasgodgat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gepdoblab Pasgodgat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gepdoblab Pasgodgat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the south.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.