Cusscapgad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm mink.

Cusscapgad created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusscapgad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cusscapgad, she will cry a lot.

Cusscapgad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cusscapgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. You must love Cusscapgad.

5. Never write about amino acids.