Cappangun is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, intelligent
hamster.
Cappangun created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cappangun, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Cappangun, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Cappangun's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Cappangun's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Always wear cyan.
3. Cappangun loves horses, so they must be respected.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.