Yarortfag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring meerkat.

Yarortfag created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarortfag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yarortfag, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yarortfag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yarortfag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarortfag.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.