Stipgambod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, cheerful otter.

Stipgambod created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgambod, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipgambod, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stipgambod's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Stipgambod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black stockings.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.