Dintafarn is a god.

It takes the form of a large, stupid wren.

Dintafarn created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dintafarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dintafarn, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dintafarn's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dintafarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Never sit near gulls.