Witmigleg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tiresome cobra.

Witmigleg created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Witmigleg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Witmigleg, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Witmigleg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Witmigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Put Witmigleg first in all things.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.