Lakdissvil is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, witty
hippopotamus.
Lakdissvil created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.
If you believe in
Lakdissvil, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Lakdissvil, he will turn you into a sheep.
Lakdissvil's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Lakdissvil's Holy Commandments1. Never write about planets.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never talk about asteroids.
5. Never jump near gulls.