Flapcettetti is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, vain
eagle.
Flapcettetti created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flapcettetti, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Flapcettetti, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Flapcettetti's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Flapcettetti's Holy Commandments1. Never think about cell theory.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.
4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.
5. Always help hamsters.