Rulltettigan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, ruthless whale.

Rulltettigan created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulltettigan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulltettigan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rulltettigan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rulltettigan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always obey Rulltettigan's priests.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about fire.