Donlegfunbadtom is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, emotional rat.

Donlegfunbadtom created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Donlegfunbadtom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Donlegfunbadtom, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Donlegfunbadtom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Donlegfunbadtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Donlegfunbadtom on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.