Didwatkammig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, passionate lobster.

Didwatkammig created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didwatkammig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Didwatkammig, she will not invite you to parties.

Didwatkammig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Didwatkammig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Do not take Didwatkammig's name in vain.

5. Always help manatees in need.