Koninggubarmnardodbenbat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unjust weasel.

Koninggubarmnardodbenbat created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Koninggubarmnardodbenbat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Koninggubarmnardodbenbat, it will turn you into a frog.

Koninggubarmnardodbenbat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Koninggubarmnardodbenbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Koninggubarmnardodbenbat loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.