Motortomt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Motortomt created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motortomt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Motortomt, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Motortomt's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Motortomt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from turquoise foxes for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motortomt.