Tarfigquim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking lion.

Tarfigquim created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tarfigquim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tarfigquim, it will be very unhappy.

Tarfigquim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tarfigquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never sit near rats.

4. Always help sick doves.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.