Nartadfadbed is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, tranquil
chinchilla.
Nartadfadbed created vertebrates three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nartadfadbed, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nartadfadbed, she will turn you into a rat.
Nartadfadbed's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Nartadfadbed's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.