Gatgodfit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered beaver.

Gatgodfit created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatgodfit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gatgodfit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gatgodfit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gatgodfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sing near doves.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not commit murder.