Hitbiglid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring goose.

Hitbiglid created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitbiglid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hitbiglid, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hitbiglid's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hitbiglid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to mites while wearing mauve stockings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Never look at comets.