Cunxindit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying lion.

Cunxindit created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunxindit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cunxindit, he will turn you into a hamster.

Cunxindit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cunxindit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not take Cunxindit's name in vain.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.